“OK! I want the bouncy house over there and the piñata hung on that tree!” Nancy Pelosi yelled into a bullhorn. Like all Democratic leaders, Speaker Pelosi has been giddy with all the talk of a possible economic slump. Should the market slow, Washington Democrats are preparing for the biggest block party in D.C. history.…
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Hide-And-Seek Champion Goes Undetected For 12 Weeks Posing As CNN Anchor
This year, the annual Hide-and-go-seek championship was held in Atlanta, Georgia and 6 year old, Jeremy Dawson went home with the trophy. Jeremy, from Buffalo, NY won the competition in record-breaking fashion by sneaking into the nearby CNN studios and hosting a prime-time nightly show. Despite being on national TV every weeknight, Jeremy went completely…
As Attendance Drops, WNBA Forced To Hire Snipers To Operate T-Shirt Cannon
It’s no secret the WNBA struggles to fill arenas throughout the country. The league often finds themselves in embarrassing situations, such as falling into massive debt and having to ask fathers in the crowd if they wouldn’t mind refereeing the game. Early this week more embarrassing news leaked. The Glorious American has learned that a…
15 Years Ago, Barack Obama Sang, “Oh, I Just Can’t Wait To Be King” At DNC Convention
It was 15 years ago, a relatively unknown Senator from Illinois approached the stage at the DNC convention. The young man named Barack Obama grabbed the microphone and prepared to give his keynote speech. We all remember those awkward few seconds of hesitation as Obama stared out into the packed house. He pushed his notes…
Report: Male Concessions Worker Made Slightly More During World Cup Than Women Players
In a report that’s sure to anger many, a male concession worker earned roughly 18% more than female players during Sunday’s World Cup. Blake Simmons, an American visiting France for the summer, decided to make a quick buck by working the concessions for the Woman’s World Cup. Blake’s generous paycheck only added fuel to the…