Bill Maher has made a career by telling everyone how stupid republicans are. Unfortunately for Bill, the democrats have been on a mission to be significantly more stupid. During a recent filming of Real Time with Bill Maher, the comedian was anxious to get to his favorite part of the show: ripping on conservatives. But…
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Joe Biden ‘Sentence Decoder Ring’ Now Available
Have you ever wondered what Joe Biden is saying? Thanks to your friends at the DNC, you’ll now be able to purchase a decoder ring to finally learn what all those bungled sounds and noises actually mean. Unfortunately, the nation will still have to listen to Joe Biden’s attempts to form sentences on debate…
Nightclubs Re-open, Allow One Dancer At A Time
Great news for you party animals out there. Nightclubs throughout America have re-opened their doors, but due to the coronavirus, will allow only one dancer at a time. “We think this is a great compromise,” Miami Club owner, Joe-Joe Bananas told The Glorious American. We’ve decided to open The Slippy Banana Peel so people—I mean…
Report: Bernie Sanders Plans to Round Out Cabinet With the Hyenas
Americans are beginning to worry about a Bernie Sanders presidency after the Vermont Senator announced his cabinet would consist of the hyenas from The Lion King. Naturally, GOP critics have been quick to point out the problem with dozens of carnivorous dogs running the executive branch. As criticism mounted, Sanders felt the pressure…
Joe Rogan Admits He Was “Absolutely Wasted” When Endorsing Bernie Sanders
A sober Joe Rogan is now admitting he had smoked an “entire fanny pack” of marijuana shortly before endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders. For the older readers of The Glorious American, marijuana is a name sometimes used to describe the sticky icky devil lettuce. Rogan addressed his embarrassing blunder on a recent podcast. “Before I begin,…