WASHINGTON, DC — “That’ll teach ‘em,” Kevin McCarthy confidently whispered to his top donors Friday morning. His remark came after Republicans became so furious to learn that Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey lied to them under oath. As a punishment, McCarthy did ‘what came naturally,’ and the GOP gave Ukraine another $21 billion. It was no…
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Biden In 2020: ‘I Told Twitter They Had Six Minutes To Take Down The Story And Son Of A B----’
WASHINGTON, DC — Reminiscing with top donors yesterday, Joe Biden bragged about giving Twitter ‘six minutes’ to scrub their platforms on a story that proved he gave special access to Ukraine in exchange for Hunter’s monthly hooker and crack cocaine allowance. Twitter’s Jack Dorsey replied, “So you’re asking us to deliberately censor content from the…
Dana Perino's New Book 'Democrats Are The Stupidest Pack Of Morons Imaginable' Hits Stores This Spring
NEW YORK, NY–Fox host, Dana Perino says her upcoming book, Democrats Are The Stupidest Pack Of Morons Imaginable: A Guide To Restoring A Divided Nation is designed to help land ‘an irreparable punch directly to the balls’ of Democrats everywhere. “I wanted to write a sweet, loving book about how to get along with one another,…
Nation Ranks: 'Shep Smith Being Off Air' #1 Thing Most Thankful For
NEW YORK, NY — In a new (and unsurprising) Quinnipiac poll, the blessing of Shep Smith no longer being on Fox News still ranks number one among what Americans are thankful for–for the fourth consecutive year. For the last 662 years, the top two things people were thankful for were: “Family” followed by: “Health”. Yet…
Joy Reid Warns An Unregulated Twitter Will Get As Nasty As Her Old Blog
MANHATTAN, NY– Elon Musk has officially purchased Twitter– after coastal elites specifically told him not to. The shocking news has MSNBC mega-star Joy Reid worried an unchecked Twitter could devolve to look like her old blog. “Do you remember those hackers who made me write in my blog every night from 2003 to 2011? Ya know, Back…