This week, CNN described Trump holding up the Bible as “troubling footage’. However, some astute viewers noticed that while Wolf Blitzer was describing Trump’s disturbing act, a man wielding a chainsaw was attacking a crowd of people. “Now I want to comment on what we’re looking at here,” Blitzer began. “But first, I want to…
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Chris Cuomo: ‘Show Me The Law That Says Protesters Can’t Commit Assault’
School was in session Wednesday night as CNN’s Chris Cuomo informed his audience that there is no law prohibiting the protestors from committing assault. “Way too many people are noticing the looting and the violence and the assaults. And you know who’s whining about it the loudest? The elderly business owners who are in the…
Media: Donald Trump In Hot Water For Joe Biden's Racist Comments
Naturally, President Donald Trump finds himself in hot water after Joe Biden made a series of racist remarks. The media, lead by NBC’s Chuck Todd, is fuming mad at the president. “How could he?” Todd lamented on his Sunday show. “Biden rattles off horribly racist comments and who’s… ya know, sitting there in the White…
Chuck Schumer Keeps Watching Homeward Bound Hoping Pets Stay Lost
In between writing bills that raise taxes and weaken our borders, DC swamp dwellers need to find ways to unwind too. Chuck Schumer, who spend much of the ’90s gathering interns for newly elected Bill Clinton, was unable to catch the hit Disney film Homeward Bound in 1993. Reports are he finally popped in the…
Nancy Pelosi And Chris Wallace Celebrate Another Perfectly Coordinated Fox News Sunday
Seconds after Fox News Sunday concluded this morning, Chris Wallace and Nancy Pelosi sprang from their seats and exchanged a series of vigorous high-fives. “Look at those two,” muttered a cameraman as he watched the two do leaping chest bumps and complicated handshakes. “They’re like a couple of NBA players after a buzzer-beater.” Wallace and…