On Wednesday, Bill Clinton and his staff quickly organized a ceremony that was held at the prison holding the now-deceased Jeffrey Epstein. According to Clinton, the ceremony is to recognize the security guard who was tasked with the 24/7 suicide watch over Epstein. “While he ultimately couldn’t keep Jeffy alive, we think he did a…
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Feds Warn More Eerie UFO News Could Drop If Further Biden Crimes Exposed
WASHINGTON, DC – Federal officials acknowledge a mysterious link between whistleblowers proving Joe Biden’s crimes and UFO sightings, John Kirby informed Monday. Kirby, famous for making a super-serious face to compensate for his ridiculous last name, grew frustrated at the press for overlooking the recent other-worldly sightings. “Sir, we have 4K footage of a father/son…
Donald Trump Indicted For Obstructing DOJ's Effort To Frame Him
WASHINGTON, DC – Two-time election winner Donald Trump was indicted by a federal grand jury Wednesday for deliberately averting the Department of Justice’s task of framing him. The dramatic move came after Trump was given thousands of opportunities to commit actual crimes but refused. “Crime or no crime, we simply want him in jail. Is…
New Biden Tweet So Puzzling Musk Forced To Revisit Free Speech Stance
SAN FRANCISCO, CA– Elon Musk and his new X team have been stumped so badly by Joe Biden, that they’ve been forced to revisit their stance on free speech. White House staff accidentally left the fictional president near a phone, and he tweeted something about his leg hair, Cornpop, and Trump’s ‘raven roar.’ “I must…
DeSantis Sends 14 Sex Offenders To Biden’s Delaware Home, Bringing Total Sex Offenders To 15 At The Biden House
GEORGETOWN, DE — Courtesy of Ron DeSantis, a plane carrying fourteen sex-offending illegal aliens has arrived in Delaware. They were dropped off in front of the fictional president’s beach home on Tuesday, bringing the total count of sex offenders to fifteen at the Biden property. “Guys, let’s not get hung up on the grand total…