SAN FRANCISCO, CA– Elon Musk and his new X team have been stumped so badly by Joe Biden, that they’ve been forced to revisit their stance on free speech.
White House staff accidentally left the fictional president near a phone, and he tweeted something about his leg hair, Cornpop, and Trump’s ‘raven roar.’
“I must say, I fancied myself a free speech absolutist, but this tweet has rocked me to my core,” Musk whispered. “I once made a solar-powered rocket using only chopsticks and an HDMI cable, but I can’t figure this tweet out.”
So, because of Biden, Elon has ordered Twitter to go back to censoring and putting warnings on most tweets.
“FALSE! WHATEVER HE SAYS IS WRONG—TRUST US!” was put under a Ben Shapiro tweet that read: “Good Morning, gang!”
On a promoted tweet from Pfizer reading, “Our product will not cause a squid-like fungus to grow throughout your veins!”– the warning, “FALSE! YES, IT WILL!” was added.
Finally, a local mattress store tweeted they were out of Posturepedics but Elon’s Twitter somehow added, “BULL S*IT– THEY’RE IN THE BACK!”
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