On Wednesday, Bill Clinton and his staff quickly organized a ceremony that was held at the prison holding the now-deceased Jeffrey Epstein. According to Clinton, the ceremony is to recognize the security guard who was tasked with the 24/7 suicide watch over Epstein.
“While he ultimately couldn’t keep Jeffy alive, we think he did a hell of a job– a HELL of a job!” Clinton said pumping his fist.
It was a touching ceremony as the former President draped the little-known “A For Effort” medal around the guard’s neck. Next, the two did an elaborate and seemingly well-rehearsed handshake that lasted over a minute. Later, a press member asked why President Clinton handed the guard a black briefcase. “They always get $40,000 when they take care of—errr I mean, that was just the uhhh gift bag that comes with the medal,” Clinton said before getting into his vehicle.
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