Category: Law
Dr. Fauci Says ‘Jury Still Out’ On Health Risk Of Protesting On Freeways
Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has said over four accurate things about the novel coronavirus, took questions from lawmakers on Capitol Hill this week. One of the questions that drew attention was from Senator Rand Paul, who asked the doctor if it was safe to wander around on freeways at night. “No! Absolutely not—are you kidding…
Joe Biden Begins Openly Cheerleading For Mob
In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday. Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the fictional President’s approval rating skyrocketed to 84% approval. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster. “History tells…
CNN Reporter Shouts That Seattle’s Occupied Zone Is ‘Totally Safe’ Over Sound Of Gunshots
As reports began to surface that Seattle’s lawless den of criminals have begun murdering one another, CNN was quick to send a reporter to the scene to debunk these wild, right-wing conspiracy theories. “I’m here at this lovely street festival, and as you can see, it couldn’t be more tranquil,” the reporter informed CNN’s Brian…
Hollywood Actors Who Accepted Blame For Systemic Racism Charged With Hate Crimes
The popular craze of white people accepting blame for systemic racism may have been a bad idea. But the Hollywood actors who created a 4-minute long confession video may be in the biggest trouble. This week, federal investigators have been combing through the cringe-worthy footage and charging the celebrities who openly admitted to hate crimes. …