Since March Splash & Stuff, a waterpark famous for its buffet, has been closed to the public. But on Thursday, a clearly intoxicated Pelosi called the owner and demanded the park be opened for her 4 pm dinner. “The waterslides were bone dry and we’ve not restocked the buffet for months. But she just kept…
Category: Law
Democrats Install Warning Signs To Help Those Suffering From Riots
As it turns out, the Democrats do care about stopping the riots. New warning signs have been spotted around big cities, which seem intended to slow the looting and destruction. “Warning: Rioting May Hurt Democrats In Polls” the signs read. For some strange reason, all the CNN hosts brought a massive amount of attention to…
MS-13 Gang Member Gives Democrats’ Response To RNC
Immediately following the Republican National Convention, the Democrats ushered notorious MS-13 gang member, Miguel ‘Bone Killer’ Lopez to the podium to give their official response. The networks had to bleep out a large percentage of Bone Killer’s remarks due to horrifying language, but it seems he demanded the abolishment of the second amendment, the return…
NY Times: Kamala Harris Is So Moderate, She Once Tried Jailing All The Non-Moderates
So talk radio told you that Kamala Harris wasn’t a moderate, did it? Well, listen fat, the New York Times has a story proving otherwise. Check out the quote the Times showcased from young Harris in 2012: “As a black woman of color, I need every last Californian to know, I will personally slap anyone…
Touching: Obama Reminisces About The Time John Lewis Convinced The FBI To Spy On The 2016 Trump Campaign
Doing his best Snoop Dogg impersonation, Barack Obama brought the house to tears while giving Rep. John Lewis’ eulogy. Perhaps the most moving moment was when the former President recalled Lewis’ idea to convince the FBI to spy on the Trump campaign and entrap General Michael Flynn. “I’ll never forget it,” Obama said, pretending to…