Touching: Obama Reminisces About The Time John Lewis Convinced The FBI To Spy On The 2016 Trump Campaign

Touching: Obama Reminisces About The Time John Lewis Convinced The FBI To Spy On The 2016 Trump Campaign

Doing his best Snoop Dogg impersonation, Barack Obama brought the house to tears while giving Rep. John Lewis’ eulogy.  Perhaps the most moving moment was when the former President recalled Lewis’ idea to convince the FBI to spy on the Trump campaign and entrap General Michael Flynn.

“I’ll never forget it,” Obama said, pretending to wipe away tears.  “John told me, ‘I got Comey’s cell number right here—let’s tap Trump Tower!  And while we’re at it, let’s demand the FBI falsify a buncha 302 documents so Michael Flynn goes to jail.’  And I was like, ‘John!  That’s an immoral thing to do!’  But you know ol’ John.  Once he puts his mind to something…”

As his eulogy went on, Obama gave more curious ways of honoring Lewis.  For example, at one point he told a fourteen-minute recap of the time he ‘almost beat’ Michelle in a one-on-one basketball game.  A game he lost 5 to 21.  Later in the speech, Michelle came up again when Obama revealed that she routinely ‘beats up the men who hurt my feelings’.

Next Obama’s remarks took a sharp political turn when he pointed out that Donald Trump’s ability to deliver pallets of cash to terrorists is sorely lacking.

“And how many billions of dollars in cash has Trump given Iran?  Oh gee, let me think.  ZERO!” Barack yelled. 

Many Democrats went on to say this was the best funeral since Ghislaine Maxwell’s next month.