6-year-old Gracie Peters continues to resist the social media mob as thousands of furious social justice warriors demand her business to make a statement in support of Black Lives Matter. Instead, the young owner of ¢25 Lemonade in Macon, Georgia, keeps making the hysterical claim that she only wants to deliver ice-cold, refreshing lemonade for a…
Category: Law
Sidney Powell Mails Tucker An Actual Kraken To Hold Him Over
The always generous Sidney Powell made a compromise with Tucker Carlson over the weekend. After an impatient Tucker demanded to see evidence of voter fraud before any judges, Powell went ahead and overnighted Carlson an actual Kraken to hold him over. “Finally, the evidence of the most diabolical crime perpetrated upon our once-great nation has…
Department Of Justice Using Up All Sick Days Before The End Of Democracy
William Barr and his crew at the DOJ have not shown up to work lately. Dorothy, the long-time HR rep for the DOJ, is confirming a thirty-one-day streak of sick days for high-ranking directors. “When the guys saw a poll showing Biden up 17, they all started asking me how many sick days they’ve accrued,”…
Philadelphia Election Officials: Poll Watchers Were Able To Watch Via Google Earth
Pennsylvania election officials have explained that any numbers of poll watchers were able to watch the top of the Convention Center using Google Earth. “The idea that people weren’t allowed to oversee us is absurd. You could literally oversee the whole darn building with just a few clicks,” said the state’s Director of Midnight Ballot…
Media Accidentally Covers Bobulinski’s Claims After He Dresses Up As Christine Blasey Ford
Frustrated his story wasn’t being covered, Tony Bobulinski finally dressed up as Christine Blasey Ford and like clockwork, herds of media members flocked to his side. “Oh, my word! I think that’s Blasey Ford about to talk with Tucker. Wait—why Tucker?!” MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow yelled to other media members. “Don’t talk to him, Christine—Talk to…