When the Biden administration eliminated ICE, tore down the wall, and started waving foreigners into America like a third base coach, few could have anticipated the immigration crisis we now find ourselves in. In fact, since you decided to click on this article, the number of kids in cages has soared a whopping 225%. And…
Category: Law
Texas Bans Masks, Handwashing
Liberals everywhere are melting down after Texas Governor Greg Abbott issued a ban on all mask-wearing and handwashing in The Lone Star State. The mandate came after many Texans became furious that Florida was overtaking them as the freest state. “Ron DeSantis thinks he can make masks optional? Last time I checked, this is America.…
Teachers: We’d Feel Much Safer Once We Get Our BMW 7 Series 750i
It seems our society continues to fail our most honorable heroes. In a recent press conference, the teachers unions reminded Americans they have yet to receive their complimentary BMW 7 Series 750i. “I know we’d all feel much safer once we get that car,” a representative said. “Unlike the private sector, some teachers are forced…
Cuomo To Reveal True Nursing Home Death Count If We ‘Promise Not To Be Mad’
Andrew Cuomo has agreed to finally share the true nursing home death count, but there’s a catch. “You guys promise not to be mad?” the Governor asked the press in a sheepish tone. Out of the three-dozen New York reporters, two of them would not promise. So they were immediately stripped of their press privileges,…