A fascinating new discovery has been made showing evidence that Dr. Fauci’s ancestors insisted all mankind remain in their caves shortly after the sighting of a sabretooth tiger. In the cave drawings, paleontologists find the Fauci family used several graphs showing the risk. One chart showed that an attack by a sabertooth tiger is roughly…
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Report: Common Core Math Was Used For All COVID Doomsday Projections
In a stunning new report, doctors and scientists are learning the models used to destroy the world’s economy were using the hip, new common core math. It was a Houston doctor who made the discovery. “Wait a minute,” the doctor told the CDC over the phone while looking at the graph. “We’re entering May, but…
Doctors Worry Virus May Cause Erectile Dysfunction, Vaccine Discovered In 42 Seconds
That was fast. After doctors voiced concerns that COVID-19 might lead to erectile dysfunction, only forty-two seconds passed before a team of exhausted men ran to a microphone announcing they had discovered the vaccine. Holding a beaker filled with a blue liquid, a doctor yelled, “Done! We did it,” before throwing it back into his…
Nation Shocked To Learn Dana Perino’s House is a Disaster
If you were one of the millions of Americans who assumed Dana Perino’s house was an immaculate palace of organized elegance, you were likely left in disbelief if you caught a glance of the Fox News host’s New York condo. While working from home, Jasper seemed to knock over the green screen Perino was working…
Chris Cuomo’s Doctor: ‘If Criticizing CNN Is A Symptom, Billions Are Infected’
After the CNN host was diagnosed with coronavirus, he mysteriously began criticizing his network. “I don’t like what I do professionally,” Cuomo said Monday on SiriusXM. “What I do professionally is even worse than what I do personally. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pretend to like Don Lemon every day? …