After taking an exhaustive look at the stimulus bill, the Democrats announced that there’s simply no more money for Americans after payments to Dominion Voting Systems and someone named ‘the big guy’. “We took a fine-toothed comb through that bill. I mean, that thing is slashed to the bone,” Pelosi said on Wednesday. “We looked…
Category: Elections
Fox News Claims ‘Burst Pipe’ Caused Them To Stop Reporting Honest News
The Fox News Channel is now claiming they have been forced to stop reporting honest news after a pipe burst in their New York headquarters. As of yet, no plumbing issue has been found, but the network is sure it’s somewhere in the building. Lurking. “We saw this in the Atlanta Arena on election night,…
New Video Of Trump Votes Fed Into Wood Chipper More Proof Of Clean Election
Because of a bombshell video, the mainstream media finally has conclusive proof that the 2020 election was as clean and pure as the wind-driven snow. A video from Atlanta has surfaced of a man feeding thousands of Trump ballots into a commercial-grade wood chipper at 3 am. The man operating the machine (which was labeled…
Joe Biden Appoints Dominion Voting Machines To Handle All Metrics For His Presidency
In a touching ceremony, the media’s selection for President, Joe Biden, announced that the Dominion voting machines would be asked to handle all the metrics for his 25-day long presidency. “Economic numbers, COVID deaths, GDP—this little guy is going to tell me all the numbers we want to hear,” Biden said putting his arm around…
Joe Biden: ‘Civil War Vets Have Given Me A Mandate’
In an emotional speech on Thursday, Joe Biden informed the nation that our beloved Civil War Veterans have sent a clear message with their vote. “Why did those brave soldiers fight? For freedom? Hell no! They fought so I can run this country the way Susan Rice tells me to!” Biden yelled as the media…