In her documentary series titled: “The Beast Returns!” Hillary Clinton took an unprovoked shot at Bernie Sanders. “Nobody likes him. He’s a career politician. He’s got a lumpy butt,” Clinton explained. Because Sanders allowed himself to be steamrolled by Hillary and the DNC in 2016, the Vermont senator viewed this as a perfect opportunity to…
Category: Elections
Biden Says Over 900 Words, Nation Eagerly Waits for Media to Put Them in Correct Order
In the recent press breifing, Joe Biden squinted carefully and with great focus, managed to say over 900 words. That was the good news. Unfortunately for the dozen viewers, most of the words were in random order. Reports are the media has been working through the night to piece them all into their correct order.…
Joe Biden To Coal Miners: ‘Better Learn to do Windows 95’
Fictional President, Joe Biden gave coal miners a super helpful suggestion earlier this week. “Ya, know…all you guys with your dirty faces and your yucky hammers, listen up!” Biden yelled to a group of angry, New Hampshire coal miners. “When I look at this bunch of 50 and 60-year-old men, I see the future wave…