Immediately following the Republican National Convention, the Democrats ushered notorious MS-13 gang member, Miguel ‘Bone Killer’ Lopez to the podium to give their official response. The networks had to bleep out a large percentage of Bone Killer’s remarks due to horrifying language, but it seems he demanded the abolishment of the second amendment, the return…
Category: Elections
Gavin Newsom Cancels Support For Trump Due To COVID Concerns
Californians can add ‘support for Trump’ to the long list of things that are canceled due to COVID concerns. The announcement came Sunday from Governor Gavin Newsom who moonwalked onto the stage, eager to share the news. “My fellow Califor—ya know what? We can drop the formalities at this point, right? Listen, slaves! We’ve got…
NY Times: Kamala Harris Is So Moderate, She Once Tried Jailing All The Non-Moderates
So talk radio told you that Kamala Harris wasn’t a moderate, did it? Well, listen fat, the New York Times has a story proving otherwise. Check out the quote the Times showcased from young Harris in 2012: “As a black woman of color, I need every last Californian to know, I will personally slap anyone…
So Sweet! Kamala Harris Gives Joe Biden A Beautiful Office Chair As Thank You Present
It was a touching scene on Wednesday when newly appointed VP, Kamala Harris gave Joe Biden a beautiful office chair as a thank you present. “Waaaaa?” Biden said stumbling into the room holding onto Harris’ arm. “It’s for you, Joe!” Kamala said. “Now go run over there and plop on that chair! Give it a…
Tired Of Hearing He’d Not Really Be The President If Elected; Biden Picks Someone As Stupid As Him
It looks like what Joe Biden lacks in mental acuity he might make up for in rank, political opportunism. Reports within his campaign are saying the former VP is sick of hearing how he’ll only get to be president for six minutes after he’s sworn in. “Common, man! I’m smart!” Biden yelled at his reflection…