WASHINGTON, DC — Concerns are high among Democrats after a disappointing practice debate saw Joe Biden get absolutely walloped by a Swiffer Mop. Even worse, the two eventually had to be separated. In his first practice answer, Biden explained that as a young man he was ‘so handsey’ Scranton, Pennsylvania was forced to completely ban…
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Hunter Biden Accidentally Discharges Weapon Through Father’s Gun Control Bill
WASHINGTON, D.C. –Joe Biden’s groundbreaking gun control bill may have been undermined a bit when it was immediately shot up from a gun his son was holding. “With this legislation, we have finally put an end to dangerous and stupid criminals recklessly shooting off their guns,” fictional President Joe Biden said, holding up the bill.…
Hunter Biden's Old Business Card Surfaces, Dooms Defense Team
WASHINGTON, DC — An old business card belonging to Hunter Biden has been discovered and was presented to the Jury. The business name is Daddy Inc., and its slogan has doomed any hope Hunter had of a not-guilty verdict. “Need Something Done? You talk to me, Dad talks to Obama, You give me drug money.”…
Biden’s Approval So Low Hunter No Longer Wants To Be Seen With Him During Drug Deals
BALTIMORE, MD–Democrats everywhere are refusing to campaign alongside President Joe Biden, and you can now add Hunter to that list. Reportedly, Hunter is now leaving his father in the car as he conducts his criminal activity in the Baltimore area. “Hey, Pops, tell you what, you stay here and keep the seat warm,” Hunter explained…
5 Reasons Why Biden Soiling Himself On The World Stage Shows The Leadership Americans Desperately Need
PARIS — Fictional President Joe Biden may have filled his D-Day tribute ceremony with gaffs, but the world also noticed his pants were filled with warmth, too. And yes, years ago, while visiting the Pope, he also delivered his trademark pants-pooping routine (now known as ‘brown zero’). Sure, it’s easy to make fun of Joe…