South Florida– Onlookers near Ben Shapiro couldn’t help but notice the podcast host’s white privilege was completely exposed all Saturday afternoon. “I know being controversial is ‘his thing,’ but this was just horrifying,” a concerned Democrat mother of three said. “But it was just all hanging out. Totally brazen. I’ve never seen anything like it.” Most of…
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GOP Senators Furious Student Loan Forgiveness Money Isn't Going To Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC — After learning the Supreme Court is making students pay off their own debt, GOP Senators are furious the over $800,000,000 will not be rerouted to Ukraine. “This is big government, yet again, reaching right around into our pockets and taking the money we were gonna print and give to Ukraine!” Lindsey Grham…
Stacey Abrams Banned For Misinformation After Tweeting ‘I Fight For A Cause Bigger Than Myself’
ATLANTA, GA–It seems the bigger they are, the harder they fall. That’s certainly the case for Georgia Governor Stacey Abrams. On Sunday night, her Twitter account was suspended after she deliberately spread the falsehood that she was fighting for a cause bigger than herself. Twitter acted quickly after Abrams’ post was reported by Don Jr. “Ummm? So…
Democrats Pretty Sure President Trump is the Reason Why Their Fathers Didn’t Love Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Sunday, House Democrats stealthy added the following edit to one of Donald Trump’s articles of impeachment: “Failure to make our daddies love us.” When members of the media noticed this surprising addition, Pelosi reluctantly elaborated. “Well, it’s a completely undisputed fact,” the Speaker began. “When I was sitting across from the…
Nancy Pelosi’s Boycott On Russian Vodka Lasts Six Minutes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Since Putin deliberately waited until a perverted, old, beta male was in office to invade Ukraine (after the Democrats specifically asked him not to), Nancy Pelosi courageously announced she would boycott Russian Vodka forever. She made her declaration at 9:02 am EST. By 9:08 am, she was guzzling a 1.75-liter of Moscow’s Finest…