So far House Democrats have spent over $3 million of taxpayers’ money on the impeachment of Donald Trump. But all that money got them was a sizable lead for the President against all his Democratic challengers. Because of this, Nancy Pelosi is angry and demanding Trump and his reelection campaign list that $3 million as…
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Trump Kicks-Off Space Force By Singing Aerosmith’s: “I Don't Want to Miss a Thing”
Hidden in the bill that ushered in Space Force was a decree that President Trump must sing Aerosmith’s: “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” at the inaugural shuttle launch. Over the weekend, the President fulfilled his duty by absolutely nailing the song in front of 30,000 screaming fans. Trump insisted on being lowered onto…
Pelosi to Briefly Allow Prayer Back in Schools Because She is So Saddened and Heartbroken to Impeach
An absolutely distraught and devastated Pelosi will temporarily allow prayer back into public schools as she reluctantly impeaches President Trump again. “WHY!!??!?!?” the Speaker screamed as she threw up her arms and crumbled to the floor, Wednesday morning. “This day is so solemn I cannot believe it! I’ve been praying so much to… to… umm,…
IG Report: We Decided to Count “Gut Feeling” as Appropriate Grounds to Spy on Trump Campaign
The report, which determined if the FBI had proper cause to spy on the Trump presidential campaign, was due on Monday. Reports are Inspector General and infamous procrastinator, Michael Horowitz, had hardly started on the report and was seen cramming all Sunday night. Horowitz’s report concluded that while investigators had no traditional reason for spying…
Republicans Dominate Impeachment Hearings After Yielding All Their Time to The Rush Limbaugh Show
On Wednesday, House Republicans dominated the impeachment hearings after making the decision to pool all their time together and yield it to America’s Anchorman. When it came time for Republicans to cross-examine, Devin Nunes quickly reached under his seat, grabbed a portable radio and set it on the table. “Yes. We’re right on time,” he…