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Drew Brees Vows To Never Throw Football To White Teammates Again

The sports world was rocked when New Orleans Saints star, Drew Brees, agreed with 96% of Americans in the support of our flag. The NFL fined the out-of-control quarterback $14 million and they’ve even explored killing him. Brees has since issued public apologies four times a day for the last week, with surprisingly little results. …

Disaster Strikes Wheel Of Fortune Contestant

Kevin Randall of Atlanta, Georgia was hoping to have a fun night on his first Wheel of Fortune appearance. Instead, disaster struck as Kevin’s first spin landed on “Trip to Wuhan.” “He has to go,” Pat Sajak informed after the show. “The wheel has spoken and its wishes are to be honored. What, you think…

86 Year-Old Man Gets Tested For Coronavirus After Convincing Hospital He Was NBA Star

After testing negative for COVID-19, three-time NBA All-Star, Burt “The Blur” Rooney is recovering nicely in his Queens apartment. At least, that’s who he told the hospital he was. “Awe, phooey!” Burt said waving his hand in disgust. “I ain’t no NBA All-Star. They wouldn’t test me. But then my grandson told me to dress…

NBA’s Defensive Player Of The Year To Prohibit All Baskets For Remainder Of Season

Rudy Gobert, the two-time NBA defensive player of the year for the Utah Jazz, is often known for shutting down players on the opposing team. But now he may have gone too far by shutting down the whole league. “I knew I was good, but I didn’t think I was capable of this,” said a…

Trump Surprises Daytona 500 Fans By Flying Air Force One Low Enough For High Fives

Racing fans at Daytona 500 got a real treat Sunday, as President Trump demanded Air Force One fly low enough for him to give high fives to everyone. Federal aviation laws require aircrafts stay at least 500 feet away from spectators, but Trump was able to convince his pilot that rule was only for ‘wimpy…