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NBA’s Defensive Player Of The Year To Prohibit All Baskets For Remainder Of Season

NBA’s Defensive Player Of The Year To Prohibit All Baskets For Remainder Of Season

Rudy Gobert, the two-time NBA defensive player of the year for the Utah Jazz, is often known for shutting down players on the opposing team. But now he may have gone too far by shutting down the whole league.

“I knew I was good, but I didn’t think I was capable of this,” said a solemn Rudy Gobert to ESPN.

The reason the NBA has been put on hiatus was because Gobert tested positive for the carnivorous, but Utah Jazz fans aren’t buying it.

“NOPE! Fake News!” screamed passionate Jazz season ticket holder, Donny Hanson. “Rudy would’ve blocked all the remaining shots in the NBA anyway—they’re just too afraid to let it play out!”

Update: NBA finally admitted the carnivorous thing was fake and they would rather shut down the league than see the Utah Jazz in the NBA Finals.