In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday. Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the fictional President’s approval rating skyrocketed to 84% approval. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster. “History tells…
Category: Pop Culture
Hollywood Actors Who Accepted Blame For Systemic Racism Charged With Hate Crimes
The popular craze of white people accepting blame for systemic racism may have been a bad idea. But the Hollywood actors who created a 4-minute long confession video may be in the biggest trouble. This week, federal investigators have been combing through the cringe-worthy footage and charging the celebrities who openly admitted to hate crimes. …
As Obamagate Gathers Steam, Obama Forced To Gather PR Team
In the words of President Trump, Barrack Obama’s legacy is looking “not so good.” It appears members of the DOJ and a handful of journalists keep exposing his crimes—even after they were specifically asked not to. Therefore, Obama was forced to gather his PR team to stem the tide. Standing on the shores of his…
CNN Airs The ‘I Was In The Pool’ Episode Instead Of Showing Trump’s Press Briefing
In the place of Saturday’s daily White House task force briefing, CNN decided to air the Seinfeld classic ‘I was in the pool’ episode. “What’s going on in those briefings are not newsworthy,” Anderson Cooper explained. “All that’s happening is like… the public is getting a whole bunch of updates about the globe-altering events affecting…