The opening weekend of Michael Jordan’s 1996 Space Jam grossed over $27 million. LeBron James’ attempt at a remake is just gross. Therefore Warner Bros. has made the unique decision to send Space Jam 2 straight to VHS. Many suspect the new version has suffered because LeBron and the Toons lose in the first round of the playoffs, which gives James plenty…
Category: Pop Culture
Judge Grants Britney Spears’ Dad Conservatorship Over Joe Biden
In a move many were predicting, a California judge has granted Britney Spears’ father, Jamie Spears, conservatorship over Joe Biden. Biden, who recently shaved his head and began acting more insane than usual, was livid when he heard the announcement. “What!? Does this mean I can’t get pregnant?” He yelled shaking his fist at the…
John Cena Apologizes To China For Using Cars Instead Of Rickshaws In New Fast & Furious Film
Most WWE wrestlers moonlight as foreign affairs experts and John Cena is no exception. So after reviewing his latest Fast & Furious film, Cena noticed a grave and insensitive error that will certainly outrage the Chinese Communist Party. He posted an apology video in Mandarin, addressing the sin: “We were way out of line for using…
CIA: 'Poor Twerking Technique Biggest Threat To National Security'
Improper Twerking technique presents the gravest threat to the United States, according to a recent report from the Central Intelligent Agency. In the report, alarming levels of citizens in their 20’s, 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80’s and 90’s are either not proficient in twerking or worse, they don’t know what it is and assume…
Jenner: ‘I Will Remove California’s Junk’
In a powerful interview with Fox News, Caitlyn Jenner told Sean Hannity that Californians are tired of getting the shaft and need a new governor. The broken legal system was a specific target for Jenner. “You know me, Sean, I like to get to the bottom of things. Criminals in California are getting off way…