Jim Acosta’s new children’s book, Trump’s an [EXPLICIT] and a Total [EXPLICIT] Idiot and a Total [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] Who Needs to be Stopped, is set to hit bookstores next week. “I just knew I needed to share my creativity with our nation’s children,” Acosta said in a press release. “The book was supposed to center…
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Kamala Harris Dazzles At CNN Debate With Willingness To Answer Tough Questions Some Other Time
During Monday night’s CNN town hall, Senator Kamala Harris showed voters she has what it takes to run from questions she doesn’t want to answer. When the political wizard found herself in the weeds about whether or not convicted felons should have the right to vote, Harris boldly told host Don Lemon, “I think we…

CNN Furious At William Barr For flubbing All His Lines During Press Conference
This morning Attorney General William Barr gave his much anticipated press conference which outlined the findings within the Mueller report. However, CNN was quick to express its frustration at Barr for totally forgetting all his lines. “We clearly gave Bill all the media-approved findings, and he botched everything,” said a fuming Jim Acosta. “We have…

Facebook Servers On Verge Of Collapse Due To Most Elderly People Having Multiple Accounts
Misplacing your keys. Forgetting why you walked into a room. Joint pain. These were once the hallmark signs you were getting old. But now we can add having two or more Facebook accounts to the list. And it’s wreaking havoc on the social media giant. Research shows an epidemic of senior citizens creating a Facebook…