After President Donald Trump made some misguided comments during last week’s press briefing, the press has been absolutely fuming with righteous indignation. “I know one thing for darn sure,” began NBC’s Chuck Todd on his Sunday show. “The President of the United States CANNOT say weird things! I mean, can you imagine the commander-in-chief saying…
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Media: We Cannot Open Economy Until Models Show Trump Cannot Restore It
In a joint statement from NBC, CBS, CNN, and ABC, the news organizations emphatically insisted America is not quite ready to re-open the economy. “We absolutely should not, under any circumstances, re-open the economy until the models show President Trump cannot restore it,” the statement reads. “Should the economy be unleashed any time soon, a…
CNN Airs The ‘I Was In The Pool’ Episode Instead Of Showing Trump’s Press Briefing
In the place of Saturday’s daily White House task force briefing, CNN decided to air the Seinfeld classic ‘I was in the pool’ episode. “What’s going on in those briefings are not newsworthy,” Anderson Cooper explained. “All that’s happening is like… the public is getting a whole bunch of updates about the globe-altering events affecting…
Nation Shocked To Learn Dana Perino’s House is a Disaster
If you were one of the millions of Americans who assumed Dana Perino’s house was an immaculate palace of organized elegance, you were likely left in disbelief if you caught a glance of the Fox News host’s New York condo. While working from home, Jasper seemed to knock over the green screen Perino was working…