Frustrated his story wasn’t being covered, Tony Bobulinski finally dressed up as Christine Blasey Ford and like clockwork, herds of media members flocked to his side. “Oh, my word! I think that’s Blasey Ford about to talk with Tucker. Wait—why Tucker?!” MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow yelled to other media members. “Don’t talk to him, Christine—Talk to…
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Tucker Carlson Asked To Do All FBI Work Moving Forward
In addition to hosting the most-watched show in television history, Tucker Carlson has been asked to conduct all FBI work moving forward without pay. The hundreds of agents within the bureau are pleased with this development because conducting investigations is “hard” and “super lame”. “If you get all caught up in gathering information, that’s a bunch…
CNN Promises A Real Doozy For Biden’s December Surprise
CNN is telling everyone not to worry about the network’s biased treatment of Joe Biden because they’ve got a “real doozy” planned for the candidate’s December surprise. “Timing is everything in an election year, folks. And that’s why CNN is really going to ruffle some feathers over at the DNC when we release a good…
Amy Coney Barrett Discovered To Be Sean Hannity
Despite conservatives knowing it was Sean Hannity all along, not a single one let the secret slip. “How’s that for wearing a mask?!” The Fox News host yelled to the Democrat Senators who were in shock. “Let not your heart be troubled, America. Consider the Supreme Count Hanitized forever!” Sean then zinged a football over…
CNN: Reporters Will Report On Biden Laptop If Reporters Report On It
There’s a wise old saying in journalism that was created over the weekend. It goes like this: “A true reporter must never sniff around the details of a story until another reporter has already done so. Unless that story is about a Republican. Then it’s all hands on deck.” CNN held firm to this creed over…