When it was learned that Disney+ decided to stream the impeachment hearings under the “Fairy Tale” category, many Democrats were understandably outraged. “I guess Disney thinks us trying to save our DEMOCRACY is a BIG JOKE!” screamed Eric Swalwell while running into The Capitol Building before the media could see him cry. Adding to the…
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Biden Team Brings In Transgender Athlete To Dominate Press
After all the talk of transgender athletes dominating everything, the Biden administration decided it was time to leverage that to their advantage. So on Tuesday, Tiffany ‘The Tank’ Rooney was brought in to dominate the press, and she didn’t disappoint. “Tiffany, about the booster shots, what percentage of the pie will go to people over…
Chris Wallace Grills Biden: ‘Did It Hurt, Sir? When You Fell From Heaven?’
Fictional President Joe Biden entered the lion’s den this week when he appeared on Chris Wallace’s show. Wallace, who once applied sunscreen to Obama’s back so evenly it made Barack cry, didn’t hold back. “You know what, President Biden? Here at Fox, our ratings are low and people are demanding accountability more than ever. So…
Republicans Trade Second Amendment For Chance To Remain On Social Media
In a stunning compromise, the GOP has surrendered America’s right to bear arms for a chance to remain on Twitter and Facebook. President Trump inked the deal on Friday and all guns will be rounded up early next week. “Yeah, I mean… sometimes you have to take the best deal on the table,” remarked President…
Apple Recommends Conservatives Buy Their Special ‘Cancel-Proof’ Computer
For conservatives who fear their online activity will get them banished from social media, Apple’s Tim Cook is reminding them of their special ‘cancel-proof’ model. Aptly named ‘the 1984’, the Republican-friendly computer does not connect to the Internet and has no functional use whatsoever. “It’s magnificent,” Glen Beck said. “I type explosive things in there…