Trump Offers To Remain Deplatformed If He Can Administer ‘Massive Wedgie’ to Tech Nerds

Trump Offers To Remain Deplatformed If He Can Administer ‘Massive Wedgie’ to Tech Nerds

In a huge announcement Wednesday, Donald Trump has offered to permanently remain off Twitter and Facebook in exchange for the opportunity to administer massive wedgies to tech nerds, Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey. “It’s a tremendous deal, really,“ Trump said in his proposal. “They get to tell their radical, lunatic friends they kept Trump away while I enjoy…