CALIFORNIA — Weeks ago, footage of Vivek Ramaswamy supporting a small business owner went viral as the Presidential-hopeful delivered more than 40 blows to a robber attempting to steal a trash can full of cigarettes from a grocery store. “When I say I will stick up for the working man, I mean it. And I’ve got the stick…
Category: Law
New York Murder Rate Sharply Plummets After Guy Who Tabulates All The Homicides Is Shot
MANHATTAN, NY — When it comes to the horrifying crime numbers coming out of New York City, there’s finally some good news. On Thursday, the consistently high number of murders plummeted to zero after the guy whose job it is to tabulate all the homicides was shot. Daniel McGraphy was headed to work to enter hundreds…
Discovery Channel To Replace Shark Week With Much Bloodier 'Hillary Week'
33 years ago, The Discovery Channel debuted Shark Week, a weeklong set of programming showcasing the captivating deep-sea hunters. But in a stunning announcement on Thursday, Shark Week is being replaced with Hillary Week. “Listen, people are fascinated by sharks because of the danger they pose,” Director of Programming, Nathan Kavanaugh, told The Glorious American.…
Criminals Now Quickly Registering as Democrats To Avoid Any Investigation
ISABEL, IL –As everyone knows, if you’re a Democrat pondering to run against a Republican—in particular, Donald Trump, you have immunity from all crimes and even the investigation of any criminal acts. Because of this, all of the nation’s criminals are now quickly registering as Democratic presidential candidates before any investigation can begin. Since this…