The DNC has taken the deeply principled stance that all the presidential debates should be managed by a woman of color. More specifically, Donna Brazile. “It’s been far too long since a woman of color was involved in these debates,” CNN’s Chris Cuomo said. “Even though Donna ran them in the last election cycle, it’s…
Category: Elections
Quinnipiac Admits The Phone They Use To Poll Citizens has been unplugged since 2003
Have you ever wondered why you or no one you know has been called to contribute to an election poll? Well, that question might have been answered by an embarrassing revelation in the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute. During a Project Veritas undercover sting, a Quinnipiac staff member explained that the one phone used to poll…
Democrat Party Hopes Kanye West Can Yank Microphone Away From Joe Biden As Much As Possible
At first, many democrats were angered when it was learned that Kanye West was entering the presidential race. However, that means that the debate stage will now have a guy who’s notorious for wrestling microphones away from simple-minded people. This is great news for Biden supporters. “On second thought, we’ve decided to welcome Kanye into…
Media Patiently Waits For Joe Biden’s Staff To Load Each Answer Onto Teleprompter During Q&A
At least give the mainstream media credit for being a patient bunch. During Tuesday’s rare public sighting of Joe Biden, reporters patiently waited as members of his campaign dutifully typed his answers onto the teleprompter. During the long pauses as the staffers loaded up the machine, media members tweeted about how sharp and brilliant Biden…
Joe Biden Begins Openly Cheerleading For Mob
In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday. Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the fictional President’s approval rating skyrocketed to 84% approval. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster. “History tells…