White House: Wave Of ‘Died Suddenly’ Incidences Likely Due To Gas Stoves

White House: Wave Of ‘Died Suddenly’ Incidences Likely Due To Gas Stoves

WASHINGTON, DC – As the wave of people dying suddenly reaches preposterous levels, the likely cause is something many people have quietly suspected. Gas stoves. If you’re skeptical, consider this:  Even Joe Biden is now saying these appliances are to blame—and he’s a legitimate President. “My fellow A..Ar..Armenians, unless you’ve been living under Iraq for…