Mars Eliminates The M&M Who Keeps Saying ‘Trump Won’
Day: January 10, 2023

Mars Eliminates The M&M Who Keeps Saying ‘Trump Won'
HACKETTSTOWN, NJ– As many in the candy universe expected, the large blue peanut M&M was an undercover FBI agent sent to expose the thought crimes of the lone Trump-supporting M&M, ‘Red’. “After a thorough investigation, we’ve decided to terminate Red,” Mars’ CEO announced. “He wouldn’t get vaccinated and was always listening to Dan Bongino. But we decided…