During the impeachment hearings, Justice John Roberts was forced to remind each party to save their more explosive fighting words for Facebook.
“HEY! Don’t make me bring Kavanaugh over here! I can tell you some of that stuff the democrats accused him of is legit—so straighten up! All this nasty fighting needs to go where it belongs—on Facebook!” Roberts concluded as he banged the gavel.
At that time, Adam Schiff aggressively raised his hand and began moaning and panting in desperation to be called on by Roberts.
“And Adam, if you’re just going to say, ‘Yeah, but they’re secret Russian agents’, you can put your hand down right now,” Roberts snapped at Schiff who seemed very deflated as he slowly lowered his hand.
Before getting the trial back on track, Justice Roberts read aloud the derogatory insults that had been shared and are now strictly forbidden:
‘S*** for brains’