The Democrats are in a panic after President Trump convinced Joe Biden to concede the 2020 Presidential election in exchange for a one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.
“I’m a deal maker,” Trump explained as he nestled into his oval office chair for another term. “I told him, Joe, That’s the gift that keeps on giving all year, Ok? In fact, he agreed so quickly, I thought, wait a minute. What does he know about this jelly that I don’t?”
The President eventually agreed to the swap and Biden is standing by his decision.
“My staff is always telling me not to sniff things. But they do let me into the pantry and let me sniff jellies and jams,” Biden said. “I need in this club, you guys. And I’m pretty sure Andrew Jackson made the same kinda deal. Or maybe that was Corn Pop.”
The jelly-for-White House swap marks the end for Joe Biden’s 72-year career in politics. Democrat leadership believes it will not be easy to replace him.
Update: They replaced him immediately.