As we all know, Chris Wallace had really been looking forward to directing his first campaign commercial. A long-time fan of Joe Biden’s super PAC called Antifa, Wallace was eager to show he could write, film, and direct a top-flight political ad. But leave it to mean President Trump to screw it up for him.
Wallace had written every line perfectly and even injected 80ccs of Mountain Dew into Biden’s rear so as to give him the needed boost. But as soon as the cameras turned on, Trump kept rudely interrupting.
The first exchange was quite noticeable when Wallace asked Biden, “Joe, you’re known as a bright man. Can a brilliant scholar like yourself teach–”
But Trump interrupted by saying, “Joe forgot which college he attended on Monday.”
A frustrated Wallace then reminded the President that everyone agreed that he wouldn’t sully his opponent or the good name of the DC swamp.
“Future President Biden,” Wallace said in a very soft voice but still startling the man. “Would you like to try being the alpha dog for a few minutes?”
“Who, me?” Joe asked. “Aw, shucks. I guess I’ll try to—”
But then Trump interrupted again muttering, “Pffff, Joe? An Alpha dog? He sniffs like a dog.”
“Mr. Trump!” Wallace snapped. “There will be absolutely no more discussion of dogs from you! Is that clear?”
“What? Now I can’t even comment on Kamala?” Trump asked, sending the set into hysteria.
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