WASHINGTON, DC — Newly unsealed FBI records appear to show the agents decided to be ‘corrupt dirty cops’ when interviewing Michael Flynn. The note, which was of the 5th grade-style ‘circle one’ variety, also shows it was Obama’s idea for the agents to be partisan, lawless hacks.
“We understand this note makes us look bad,” an FBI spokesman said. “But we really didn’t like it when Trump got elected. We were such an honorable institution all those years before Obama showed up, and we think the American people should cut us some slack.”
Michael Flynn is now talking about the suspicious behavior he witnessed from the FBI during his 2017 interview.
“Well, they both came into my office wearing those pink hats the feminists were wearing during Trump’s inauguration,” he recalled. “Then they asked me what kind of car I drove. I told them it was a Chevy Tahoe, and one of them immediately screamed, ‘a Russian car! I knew it! We got em’ boys!”
“That FBI note. NOT GOOD,” President Trump tweeted Wednesday night. “Your favorite president would have circled ‘NO’ on that note! The great William Barr has warned against a great underwear shortage on the horizon. He may be right!”
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