In an incredible announcement from the President’s doctors, it appears Donald Trump has made an impressive recovery from COVID-19 by somehow draining the last bit of energy from rival, Joe Biden. Simply put, as the President gains strength, Biden is weakening.
While the claim sounds outlandish, doctors from the Biden camp have confirmed the phenomenon.
On Thursday night, when Trump began to feel sick and his blood oxygen levels dropped, Biden doctors noticed Joe become uncharacteristically alert and healthy.
“Wow. I feel great,” Biden said as he leapt to his feet. “I have this urge to finally study the issues and work for the American people. Wait a minute, I picked who for VP?”
However, as soon as Trump began to recover, Biden started to lose strength. In fact, shortly after Trump tweeted a video of him jump roping with ease, Biden began deteriorating more than usual.
Update: In order to make the election a fair fight, Donald Trump overnighted a special package for Joe Biden’s medical team. Hours later, when a confused Biden awoke, Joe viewed the following video message from the President:
“You’ve got three pints of the Trumpster in you, buddy!”