Senator Bernie Sanders said that all felons, including murderers, should be allowed to vote in Monday’s CNN town hall.
As the audience gasped in horror, the Democratic presidential candidate quickly amended his proposal.
“Ummm– you didn’t let me finish!” Bernie said, gathering his thoughts. “I believe they should have the right to vote BUT they should be forced to… wear a sticker, uh, detailing their crime.”
The crowd was still a bit confused, but the socialist Sanders quickly promised everyone a free iPad and the town hall eventually got back on track.