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Democrats Thankful Joe Biden Didn’t Make Any Gaffes While Insulting 100% of African Americans

Democrats Thankful Joe Biden Didn’t Make Any Gaffes While Insulting 100% of African Americans

After Joe Biden lobbed another openly racist remark at black people, many on the left breathed a sigh of relief after remembering there is literally nothing they can say or do to lose a single black voter.

It was an intern who alerted DNC officials that Joe Biden had just said the following on a live radio show: “The second you people fail to act exactly like white liberal elites tell you, you’re no longer black—and we won’t let you be white either!  You got that, Chuck?”

The intern, who was nervous to deliver the bad news, was surprised by the reaction from DNC officials.  “Great!  So you’re saying Biden avoided making any gaffes?  Great news!” Tom Perez said clapping his hands.  “Looks like ol’ Joe is rounding into form!”

Despite some rumblings that Joe Biden’s remarks were insulting towards black voters, a new Gallup poll is somehow reporting 102% of African American voters plan to vote Democrat.

“Remember, guys, Democrats having anything less than 102% black support is a wild conspiracy theory,” Tom Perez reminded the media.