This week, Colin Kaepernick gathered around reporters and explained that rich, white, mean men were holding him down. The sports community largely argued that Kaepernick wouldn’t win over any scouts with that entitled and demanding attitude. But the talking heads on ESPN were wrong. One scout was watching. Carefully balancing his head on an oddly…
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Joe Biden Applauds Donald Trump’s ‘Perfect Form’ Hug in Rare Moment of Unity
It’s almost unheard of to hear pleasant words exchanged between Democrats and Republicans these days. However, that’s exactly what happened on Monday when Joe Biden saw footage of Donald Trump hug Washington Nationals catcher, Kurt Suzuki, from behind. “Textbook,” Biden admitted. “The pat on the back, the quick shoulder rub to relax the victim and…
LeBron James Tries To Clarify With Another China Tweet, Makes Things A Lot Worse
On Sunday night, LeBron James attempted to finally put the whole China controversy to bed. He may have been too honest. At 7:35pm, James tweeted: “Let me clear up the controversy. Democracy is good, but lottsa money is gooder.” The tweet has only been “liked” three times and The Glorious American has learned that one…
Vegas Puts the Over/Under on Democrats Saying “Let’s be Clear“ at 612 for Tonight’s Debate
When a Democrat is about ready to say something that will horrify American citizens, it’s no secret they will first say: “let’s be clear,” to soften the blow. Therefore, Las Vegas is estimating the total number of times, “let’s be clear,” will be uttered during tonight’s two hour Democrat debate to be 612. Naturally, most…
LeBron On China: “My Whole Thing Has Always Been, I Just Shut Up And Dribble”
Following a game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Sacramento Kings, LeBron James found himself bombarded with questions about China and its human rights violations. James then took the opportunity to clarify his stance on social and political issues. “C’mon guys,” James began. “You know me. My whole thing has always been, I just…