Some amazing photos out of Tehran are showing a large group of Iranian students refusing to walk over America’s great symbol of pride. As chaos and rumors of war swirl within the region, some Iranians laid down a massive image of our great unifier, Ricky Gervais. Experts are now taking notice that, following his monologue…
Category: Pop Culture
Hollywood Using Facial Recognition Technology To Determine Who Laughed At Old Ricky Gervais Monologue
Many Hollywood agencies have deployed special technology to determine exactly which celebrities thought Ricky Gervais’ monologue was funny. Sources are telling The Glorious American that whoever is seen laughing or smiling at the routine will be dismissed from any current acting gig and will be blackballed immediately. Already we can report that Jennifer Aniston can…
Devin Nunes Looks at Legal Options After Adam Schiff Releases His Netflix Recently Watched History
Congressman Devin Nunes is exploring all legal options after Chairman Adam Schiff illegally released all the recently watched shows on his Netflix account. Most damning to Nunes was his recent viewing of Fuller House, Stranger Things and How to be a Latin Lover. Nunes was justifiably angry in the most recent hearing. “Every American should…
Republicans Dominate Impeachment Hearings After Yielding All Their Time to The Rush Limbaugh Show
On Wednesday, House Republicans dominated the impeachment hearings after making the decision to pool all their time together and yield it to America’s Anchorman. When it came time for Republicans to cross-examine, Devin Nunes quickly reached under his seat, grabbed a portable radio and set it on the table. “Yes. We’re right on time,” he…
Joe Biden to Host “So You Think You Can Gaffe” on Fox
Sources tell The Glorious American that Joe Biden and Fox have agreed on a 20-episode deal for the former VP to host “So You Think You Can Gaffe”. Inspired by how Biden conducts himself in public office, the show features a format wherein little known politicians from around the country compete to impress a large…