Despite telling everyone to stay home, Dr. Deborah Birx was caught hosting a massive ‘Stay Home’ concert in Maryland. The event, which offered a ‘90-year-olds get in free’ promotion, was a massive success as thousands packed the venue. “Ya know what I just can’t stand?!” Birx screamed into the mic as the crowd replied, “What?” “Oh,…
Category: Pop Culture
Disney+ Updates Classic Films To Reflect Proper Mask Use
Millions of mothers are spending hours a day trying to convince their children to wear a mask. However, all that work is being erased once their kids flip on Disney+. In the nearly 800 hours of footage on the popular streaming app, only movies containing mummies have displayed proper mask use thus far. “That’s not…
Jesse Watters And Dana Perino Split Up
It looks like Fox News power couple, Dana Perino And Jesse Watters, didn’t get the happily-ever-after we were all hoping for. Their love story began when Waters joined The Five in 2017. It was a rocky start for the pair as viewers regularly witnessed him annoy Perino. But despite every sigh of disapproval and rolling of her eyes,…
Blockbuster Video Asks John Kasich To Say A Few Words On Their Behalf
Critics of John Kasich claim he’s burned so many bridges he will never find work again. Well, apparently Blockbuster Video didn’t get that message. The great company, who assures everyone they’re doing fine, offered the former Ohio governor over $14 to say a few words on their behalf. “I get to keep fourteen of your…
Democrat Party Hopes Kanye West Can Yank Microphone Away From Joe Biden As Much As Possible
At first, many democrats were angered when it was learned that Kanye West was entering the presidential race. However, that means that the debate stage will now have a guy who’s notorious for wrestling microphones away from simple-minded people. This is great news for Biden supporters. “On second thought, we’ve decided to welcome Kanye into…