The official Biden For President website has expanded the options for their passionate supporters to contribute. The buttons ‘Loot’ and ‘Riot’ have been added, and so far they have been a big hit. The website has been visited over twelve times since its inception. Now when Democrats are running low on other people’s money, they…
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CNN Furious After Closer Look At Nick Sandmann’s Hat
It looks like CNN was successful in getting Nick Sandmann to finally take off his MAGA hat, but they’re none too pleased with what he replaced it with. During his RNC speech, Nick Sandmann appeared to put on a regular MAGA hat. However, upon closer look, the young man’s hat actually read: “CNN, MAKE YOUR…
Blockbuster Video Asks John Kasich To Say A Few Words On Their Behalf
Critics of John Kasich claim he’s burned so many bridges he will never find work again. Well, apparently Blockbuster Video didn’t get that message. The great company, who assures everyone they’re doing fine, offered the former Ohio governor over $14 to say a few words on their behalf. “I get to keep fourteen of your…
DNC: ‘The Debates Should Be Run By A Woman Of Color And That Woman Should be Donna Brazile’
The DNC has taken the deeply principled stance that all the presidential debates should be managed by a woman of color. More specifically, Donna Brazile. “It’s been far too long since a woman of color was involved in these debates,” CNN’s Chris Cuomo said. “Even though Donna ran them in the last election cycle, it’s…
New Amazon Alexa ‘Unplugged’ Series Promises To Keep Listening To You Even If You Unplug It
Soon many American homes will feature the new Amazon Alexa ‘Unplugged’ device, which guarantees to keep listening to your every word despite being unplugged. Also, the new model has discontinued the need for the user to say “Hey, Alexa”. It will now just chime into any conversation and correct the user—particularly if something politically incorrect…