The FBI is leaving no stone unturned in their hunt for the vicious criminals who meandered inside the Capitol Building on January 6th.  Fortunately for justice and the rule of law, the agency found a new batch of folks who they have not yet interviewed for clues; the BLM rioters.     “Of the 5,000 Trump…

As many Democrats look for ways to expand the Supreme Court, Jerry Nadler is wasting no time in his effort to expand his pants. Standing in front of a large sign that read: “Widen NOW!” Nadler began a passionate speech that many believed was about increasing the number of Supreme Court justices. “In these times,…

What proved to be a successful pilot program over the summer, Target stores are pleased to roll out their new ‘Democrat only’ self-checkout lines nationwide. The large retail store boasts the new line will be a handy way for loyal Democrats to simply sprint out of the building without the tedious and racist process of…

Shortly after moving their All-Star game from 1862 to modern-day Denver, Colorado, Major League Baseball was blindsided again and forced to find a new host city. After setting up for the big game, Media Matters sent a tweet showing that over 34% of Colorado citizens are registered gun owners. “Welp.  Pack it up again, everyone!”…

Colin Kaepernick just can’t catch a break. The esteemed civil rights leader was dealt another crippling blow this week when his private jet arrived with cloth interior. Cloth. Not Italian leather. Despite our country spending a century striving to eradicate racism, this latest injustice has the nation starting from square one. “Is this a private…