Despite calling a lid until the day of his inauguration, a rascally reporter brazenly came within one hundred yards of Joe Biden on Tuesday. “Shoot ‘em in the leg!” Biden screamed as the man sprinted away in terror. “C’mon, man! Trying to ask me a question without my trusty teleprompter? Someone responsibly blast his leg…
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Adam Schiff Answers ‘What Is The Russians’ For All Answers In Jeopardy Appearance
In a bizarre appearance on last night’s Jeopardy, Adam Schiff incorrectly answered, “What is the Russians’ to every single question. Schiff chose the category ‘Rhymes With Toast’ for $200 to kick things off. Despite the answer clearly being ‘ghost’, the congressman quickly said, “What is the Russians,” in a confident tone. When he was told…
New York Post’s Story Allowed To Run On Facebook After Agreeing To Replace “Hunter Biden” with “Don Jr.”
For all you conservatives who got all huffy about big tech censorship this week, you can relax. Today Facebook announced they have decided to allow the explosive New York Post story to be seen on their site. All that the publisher needed to do was replace the name “Hunter Biden” with the morally correct “Don…
Guy Who Pulled All The Wires Out During Forest Gump’s Speech Added To Biden Campaign
In what’s being considered a shrewd last-minute hire, the Biden campaign nabbed the guy who yanked all the wires out during Forest Gump’s famous Washington Monument speech. “We think Joe’s probably got all the gaffes out of his system, but we feel this guy should still get fistfuls of wires and go-to-town every time the…
Hunter Biden Asked To Stop Pretending To Be One Of Amy Coney Barrett’s Adopted Children
During a beautiful ceremony, which announced Amy Coney Barrett as the next Supreme Court Justice, Hunter Biden kept trying to blend into her large family in hopes they would take him in as their adopted son. Even after being asked to stop several times, Hunter repeatedly kept sneaking over to the family seating area and…
