Los Angeles, CA– Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard has released another message for the world. Oddly, this time it was a handwritten message tied to a brick and thrown through a window of the LA Times. According to Hubbard, Scientologists are getting a little freaked out by Democrats. “Liberals need to relax and let people…
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Dr. Fauci Defends Puppy Torture: ‘It’s Not So Bad When You Consider What I’ve Got Planned For Humans’
New documents from the NIH reveal that once Dr. Anthony Fauci realized he had no idea how to kill COVID, he tried his hand at killing puppies. Soon the phrase #FauciKillsDoggieStyle began trending on Twitter and the wise and noble doctor was forced to defend himself. “Listen, I’m a warm and relatable man. Therefore, I understand that…
Democrats Line Up For Disneyland Ride That Doesn’t Work For Third Time
Since Disneyland reopened, the theme park staff has noticed a bewildering pattern of liberal democrats lining up for defective rides. “Ok, folks, this is the third time we’ve been over this,” a Disneyland employee yelled to the flock. “You can clearly see the Matterhorn doesn’t work, right? Aren’t you all curious why nothing is happening? …
Family Evicted After House Cat Identifies As Home Owner
A Pensacola judge is upholding the eviction of Peter and Emily Jordan after their house cat identified as the legal homeowner. “We are pleased that the judge respects Pumpkin’s lived experience,” the cat’s lawyer said in front of the courthouse. “That house is all his, especially the bed and sunny spot on the upstairs floor. I personally believe Peter and…
Media: Don Jr. In Hot Water For Hunter Biden's N-Word Rant
Don Jr. really stepped in it this time. Multiple outlets are reporting how the fictional President’s son said the n-word and now the actual President’s son must pay. “When I read the transcript of what Hunter said, n-word after n-word, I just thought, how could Don Jr. do this? Has he no shame?” said Joe Scarborough holding…