After confirming with Dr. Birx, it’s official. The entire Democrat party and its members have reached herd immunity against common decency. This achievement had been close for months but wasn’t official until last week. “When Obama thought John Lewis’ funeral was a good place to argue against keeping the filibuster,” Birx said. “That’s when I…
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Democrats Scoff At Suggestion That Vote-By-Raccoon Is Unreliable
Republicans may have hatched another wild conspiracy theory. This time, they’re claiming that the Democrats’ new preferred method of voting, vote-by-raccoon, is unreliable. “The idea that America’s wonderful raccoon population cannot be trusted to deliver the will of the people is preposterous,” Pelosi said. “They will warm our hearts as they scamper door to door…
Touching: Obama Reminisces About The Time John Lewis Convinced The FBI To Spy On The 2016 Trump Campaign
Doing his best Snoop Dogg impersonation, Barack Obama brought the house to tears while giving Rep. John Lewis’ eulogy. Perhaps the most moving moment was when the former President recalled Lewis’ idea to convince the FBI to spy on the Trump campaign and entrap General Michael Flynn. “I’ll never forget it,” Obama said, pretending to…
Teachers Unions: School Permanently Cancelled After Wolf Attacks Spike To .0002%
Safety comes first. And teachers are not safe if they’re being mauled by wolves while trying to explain long division to 7th graders. This common sense is why teachers’ unions across America have decided to permanently cancel school after a report shows wolf attacks soar to .0002%. The horrifying and surprisingly brief report is as…
