MEDFORD, OR – Mattress shoppers at Southern Oregon’s Quality Sleep miss the low prices they enjoyed during the Donald Trump presidency. So owners Dale and Grant brought them back. “I remember in 2019 we had lines. And not the Hunter Biden kind, I’m talking about lines out the door,” Dale said. “But now, under Biden, a pillow…

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Fresh off a conjugal visit with Harvey Weinstein, Jennifer Lawerence has returned to the spotlight with a new Hunger Games script.  This time, Katniss will just do whatever the Capitol wants. Hunger Games:  You Will Be Volunteering As Tribute is the title, and a snippet of Lawerence’s script has been leaked. Capitol…

WASHINGTON, DC — The turkey pardon tradition quickly turned into another partisan scene when Joe Biden angrily told the bird, “If you didn’t vote for me—then you ain’t dark meat.” Moments before the turkey was brought out, Biden was heard angrily asking his staff if this particular bird was ‘Ultra MAGA.’  The fictional president then…

WASHINGTON, DC – Two-time election winner Donald Trump was indicted by a federal grand jury Wednesday for deliberately averting the Department of Justice’s task of framing him. The dramatic move came after Trump was given thousands of opportunities to commit actual crimes but refused.  “Crime or no crime, we simply want him in jail. Is…

WASHINGTON, DC — During Saturday’s Instagram live session, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wondered aloud if imprisoned WNBA player Brittney Griner was being detained in an imaginary jail cell and handcuffs. “Do you guys remember when I was wrestled to the ground by the police, and I was screaming, ‘I can’t breathe’ and ‘don’t touch my booty’ like…