WASHINGTON, DC — Give the Democrats credit for this; they know what they want. And what they want is for Joe Biden to stop being a lame white guy. This is why many on the left were shocked to see the fictional President, again, show up to the White House as white as ever. “We…
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Howard Stern: ‘How Dare Joe Rogan Broadcast Inappropriate Things’
MANHATTAN, NY– Months ago, Joe Rogan told his audience to “vote Republican,” a crime punishable by over ten years in prison by the FCC. This has made Howard Stern, who has always loved and respected the FCC, very unhappy. “This Rogan guy, I’m not sure he’s a good boy. He strikes me as somewhat of a…
Guy Who Pulled All The Wires Out During Forest Gump’s Speech Added To Biden Staff
WASHINGTON, DC — In what’s considered their best hire yet, the Biden White House has nabbed the guy famous for yanking all the wires out during Forest Gump’s Washington Monument speech. “This guy was hired to get fistfuls of wires and go-to-town. Every time the president speaks,” an official said. “We’re willing to pay him…
Ilhan Omar To Americans: 'What Did Al Qaeda Ever Do To You?'
WASHINGTON, DC — Whenever Republicans need a little bump in the polls, they place a microphone near the mouth of Ilhan Omar. Soon, the congresswoman will say something so controversial that the nation panics and throws more support behind the GOP. This time, it was Kevin McCarthy who whispered, “Hey, ya goofy girl, take your…