WASHINGTON, DC — Holding both hands in front of himself as if he were making a beautiful vase on a pottery wheel, President Donald Trump told a packed Alabama stadium what he believes should happen to Dr. Anthony Fauci. “Dr. Fauci. Now there’s a beaut. We all know he’s not a very smart doctor. Not a smart cookie–a…

WASHINGTON, DC – AOC’s new campaign store will now offer diesel trucks as part of an effort to raise awareness about our withering climate, and to make her filthy rich.  The $400,000 ‘fight against fossil fuel’ truck features the AOC logo and is made from 100% organic steel.  The truck is one of several items on…

SEATTLE, WA–On Thursday, Seattle man Zach McGuire was arrested for possession of a plastic bag. McGuire was brazenly using the bag in broad daylight to carry his roughly eight pounds of heroin. Because Seattleites know plastic bags pose the largest threat to their beautiful city, concerned citizens, including several drug dealers, called the police immediately.…