Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

Little-Known Biden Staffer Finds ‘Big, Beautiful‘ Area To Hold Overflow Migrants

WASHINGTON, D.C.–A little-known and devastatingly handsome Biden staffer has given the administration a brilliant solution for their overcrowded migrant situation. “You see this big, beautiful area down here?  A lotta people are saying this is the perfect place for Mexicans,” he said pointing to the country just below the United States of America.  “Call up…

Supreme Court Forbids Ugly Women With Zero Options For Sex To Protest Roe Vs. Wade Decision

Supreme Court Forbids Ugly Women With Zero Options For Sex To Protest Roe Vs. Wade Decision

WASHINGTON, DC – The reaction from large, ugly women about the overturning of Roe Vs. Wade has caused the Supreme Court to issue a rare follow-up statement: “While the Court understands our ruling will cause anger from some Americans, we hereby forbid enormous, disgusting, ugly women from throwing a fit. Numerous media outlets have shown…

Democrats Line Up For Disneyland Ride That Doesn’t Work For Fourth Time

Democrats Line Up For Disneyland Ride That Doesn’t Work For Fourth Time

ANAHEIM, CA, –Since Disneyland reopened, the theme park staff has noticed a bewildering pattern of liberal democrats lining up for defective rides. “Ok, folks, this is the fourth time we’ve been over this,” a Disneyland employee yelled to the flock.  “You can clearly see the Matterhorn doesn’t work, right?  Aren’t you all curious why nothing…