CNN is telling everyone not to worry about the network’s biased treatment of Joe Biden because they’ve got a “real doozy” planned for the candidate’s December surprise. “Timing is everything in an election year, folks. And that’s why CNN is really going to ruffle some feathers over at the DNC when we release a good…
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CNN: Reporters Will Report On Biden Laptop If Reporters Report On It
There’s a wise old saying in journalism that was created over the weekend. It goes like this: “A true reporter must never sniff around the details of a story until another reporter has already done so. Unless that story is about a Republican. Then it’s all hands on deck.” CNN held firm to this creed over…
‘Shoot ‘Em In The Leg!’ Screams Joe Biden As Reporter Gets Too Close
Despite calling a lid until the day of his inauguration, a rascally reporter brazenly came within one hundred yards of Joe Biden on Tuesday. “Shoot ‘em in the leg!” Biden screamed as the man sprinted away in terror. “C’mon, man! Trying to ask me a question without my trusty teleprompter? Someone responsibly blast his leg…
New York Post’s Story Allowed To Run On Facebook After Agreeing To Replace “Hunter Biden” with “Don Jr.”
For all you conservatives who got all huffy about big tech censorship this week, you can relax. Today Facebook announced they have decided to allow the explosive New York Post story to be seen on their site. All that the publisher needed to do was replace the name “Hunter Biden” with the morally correct “Don…
Democratic National Convention Comes To An End
The DNC’s new format of playing basketball in between political speeches came to a conclusion Sunday night and many are calling it a success. Before they left the multi-month convention, the activists (dressed as athletes) gathered all the ESPN and TNT employees at center court. Everyone put their hands together as they did one last…