Democrats Pretty Sure You Can’t Buy Love, Propose A 13% Tax On It Just In Case

Democrats Pretty Sure You Can’t Buy Love, Propose A 13% Tax On It Just In Case

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Some curious news came out of Democrat circles this Valentine’s Day. Apparently, the party has reluctantly conceded that love is not capable of being taxed. However, they are proposing a 13% tax rate should that ever change. “Listen, I’m a huge believer in love, in theory,” Schumer began. “In fact, I hope someday legislation…