It looks like what Joe Biden lacks in mental acuity he might make up for in rank, political opportunism. Reports within his campaign are saying the former VP is sick of hearing how he’ll only get to be president for six minutes after he’s sworn in. “Common, man! I’m smart!” Biden yelled at his reflection in the microwave before someone turned him around to face his staff.
Joe Biden demands a running mate who is thought to be ‘stupider than him’ so he can try to be an actual president for at least a few weeks. He even wrote his own press release announcing his selection.
“Here, give this official memo to the…New York uhhh…Mets,” Joe said handing over a document. “I still got my fastball in front of the ol’ typewriter!”
“This is a receipt that you wrote ‘I want the camel girl’ on, Joe!” a staffer yelled.
“You see? I don’t need no fancy speechwriter!” Joe replied.
Exasperated, his staff agreed to select Kamala Harris and began to alert the press.
Despite Biden’s desire to be taken seriously, Americans still believe Kamala is the true replacement for Joe. However, now voters are in even more suspense as they wait to see who will replace Harris.