,

Sean Hannity Skillfully Persuades Hunter Biden to Washington to Take Witness Stand

Sean Hannity Skillfully Persuades Hunter Biden to Washington to Take Witness Stand

It appears Sean Hannity, of all people, has masterfully persuaded Hunter Biden to travel to Washington DC. Even more shocking, the Fox News host believes he can lure Hunter all the way to the witness chair if given a clear path.

“What can I say?” Hannity explained. “I guess I just have the magic dust—I mean touch! Magic touch!”

If getting Hunter Biden to voluntarily travel to Washington wasn’t amazing enough, consider this; Hunter actually followed Hannity from his Delaware home all the way to DC on his hands and knees!

As Hannity and Hunter slowly approached the Capital Building, Adam Schiff hollered at the VP’s son. “Hunter! I’m not sure what’s going on, but you want to stop this!”

“I WANT THAT SWEET SNOW, MR. SCHIFF!” he yelled back.

Hannity quickly explained, “Sometimes people call justice ‘sweet snow.’ You see? Hunter just wants justice.”