The popular lawn game, cornhole, will soon release a “Millennial Edition”. This version is similar to the traditional, except a massive, gaping hole has been added.
Millennial participants are encouraged to throw the beanbag from anywhere they feel is right. Often times this means standing directly above the hole and just dropping it.
The inventor of the new lawn game, Mattel Toys is receiving praise from powerful people.
“This is the second largest, most accessible hole I’ve ever seen,” former Mayor of San Francisco Willie Brown commented.
The game will come with literature warning friends and family that, while the millennial scores might seem high, they will still be counted against those playing on the traditional boards. This is because their score will be considered “their truth”. Naturally, each Millennial Edition set will include a dozen participation trophies, Pfizer boosters, and a pacifier.
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