WASHINGTON, D.C.—It was quite a scene on Saturday as Jen Psaki spun so hard for her boss she briefly transformed into the Tasmanian Devil.
“You guys, c’mon. The president said Putin could invade some of Alaska, not all of it. And that’s actually a great thing because—” Psaki said before violently spinning in circles and eventually forming the shape of a tornado.
“Once she stopped spinning she looked like a horrible animal. Even worse than normal,” a shaken-up Peter Doocy said. “Then she began yelling a bunch of gibberish, grunts, growls, and fart noises. We all ran out when she took a huge bite out of the podium.”
Later on The Five, former press secretary, Dana Perino commented on the wild scene.
“I actually think this was brilliant by Jen. Republicans will focus on her eating the room’s furniture, but she was speaking to the democrat base with all those fart noises,” Perino said. “Biden has attempted to speak that language, but it only ended in the secret service having to change his pants.”
Update: When a 4th-grade class made a tour through the White House, Joe briefly transformed into Pepé Le Pew again.
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